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lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

(via castrosdaughter)

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

(via amondu)

Get excited about the little things. About wearing a new outfit for the first time. About Sunday brunches with your best friends. About the new cute guy in your class. About finding an extra dollar in your pocket. About anything that even remotely makes you happy because as you grow up, passions fade and enthusiasm gets mistaken for foolishness. So don’t let the grey world stop you from shining. - note to self. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: c0ntemplations, via amondu)

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible, via musicnotesandrazorblades)

jetbag:

jellyfish dont have to worry about taxes

(via 151419)

karathedestroyerr:

Me when trying to put on clothes I haven’t worn in like a year.

deansass:

My bio teacher told us a story about a boy who watched so many survival shows he went out to the forest and tried to survive but ended up dying of Hypothermia and all I could think was

what if one day I go hunt a ghost or a demon

has Supernatural truly prepared me enough

(via tatuminthesky)

team-daddy-issues:

I recognize the Battle of Hogwarts as a legit historical event. 

(Source: ramonawithflowers, via sayralee)

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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(via ifreakinlove)

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

(via sweetjesustits)

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT
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